certainwordsuncertaintimes:

I can’t tell if Amanda Bynes is really in need of help, or if she is pulling off the most amazing and fully committed Amanda show skit of her life

thecrawlingeyeball:

Just striking a seductive pose.

person: you're blocking the view
me: i am the view

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years